White Trash Recipes

That's too much work!

Here's an easier version


1. 1 jar of mao
2. 1 pack of .99 bologna
Directions

Take slice of bologna in hand.
Open jar of mayo.
Scoop out mayo to taste.
roll up bologna.
eat.

And no, I'm not joking. I've seen many a person in many a trailer park do this.

Later, if I have time, I'll post a few of the recipes out of the classic 'White Trash Cook Book'.

-randy, your trailer trash chef.

I'm kind of a skinny guy with no appetite. Once I remember somebody asked me what I had for lunch and I said "A bread sandwich"

They asked what was on it. "Nothing.. just two pieces of bread. It's easy to make."

I don't know if that's white trash or not, but I get made fun of every time I eat that for lunch.

Ahhh you're bringing back memories of my daddy an' his Alabama roots!

Breakfast just wasn't breakfast without some fried bologna.

But my favorite of his 'sandwich fixins' was the nanna samwhich:

4 slices of white bread
1 super ripe banana
big blobs of mayo

Spread the mayo all over the bread, slice up the banana (or squoosh it if it's really too ripe to handle) evenly onto two slices of bread and then mash them into two samwhiches. Really great with a Tab soda.

He was also really fond of dumping a bag of salted peanuts into a bottle of cold Pepsi and then eating/drinking the whole mess while watching the sprinkler on the front lawn.

Ahhhh, those were the days.

Wanna have a party, LOL had to pass this on.

Looking for a fun dinner party alternative? Why not have some fun with a White Trash Pot Luck Party! Have everyone bring their favorite casserole or jellied salad and you'll have the ultimate in tacky meals!
Get out your favorite casserole recipes, your cheese in a can, and youre set to go! Here are a few ideas to get you started:


* To get you started, here are a few crowd-pleasing ideas:


* Frito Pie: This is the ultimate! Buy some snack-sized bags of Fritos. Place one bag on a plate and cut a slit in it vertically. Next, put a good-sized dollop of chili on top of the Fritos. Then top that with cheese and sour cream. Serve it up and youve got a handy, self-contained meal!


* Think freezer aisle! Take a trip down the freezer aisle at the super market and look for some tasty gems, such as potato puffs and fish fingers. These are always a must. Lots of ketchup too.


* Casseroles are definitely the way to go. Any cookbook from the 70s and before will offer a fantastic selection of casseroles, including of course the infamous jellied salads. While these salads will probably go uneaten, anything with suspended marshmallows is always a good laugh. Dont forget, of course, the macaroni and cheese with the sliced hot dogs on top!


* For appetizers, go with anything generic or store brand and be sure to serve it right out of the box or bag. Processed cheese food and dips make a great accompaniment to this. Cheese curls and the most orangey popcorn is always a good bet.


* Need a beverage idea? How about those Teeny drinks in the mini plastic bottles... you know, the bright blue and orange punch? Delicious, AND you serve right from the bottle, therefore eliminating the need for additional glasses. Another staple is of course, the cheapest, most generic-looking beer you can buy. This is one time when taste doesnt matter.


* Dessert is perhaps the most fun. Check out the kids section of the supermarket for the good packaged desserts such as cupcakes and cookie sandwiches. Again, the more generic, the better. Dont forget the half gallon of the three-flavored ice cream: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry!


* Go the extra mile and do some easy decorating. Leave the laundry out and the house a mess. Black out a few teeth with Halloween make-up. Wear your worst plaids and tight jeans and play the cheesiest music you can find.


* Be sure to have a camera on hand--chances are, you wont catch many people eating the squirty cheese ever again!

BUSCIUTS AND GRAVY -->Dennys style

1 pack of 99 cent farmer john skinless sausages
jiffy busciut mix
milk

fry the sausages and chop 'um up. add jiffy to make paste. add milk and cook to thicken. Add salt and pepper.
meanwhile- follow directions for making busciuts.